waiting for SANTA...

time: 5 a.m
date : 25th December

i repeat...5 am in the morning. so i was waiting for santa to appear the whole night but he never did. bloody shit and to think that i only started to believe in him a few hours ago. so i waited for him to appear...but he never did!

so i waited till 3am. when i was about to give up and go to bed, guess who came?
my brother!
so he said...'ai chiak laksa mai? the 4am wan?'
i said...'dat one not a lot of people wan meh?'
he said...'that one la, ai chiak ma kia la!'
i said...'ai ai ai'

so we waited till 4am before going to the town to eat laksa

on my way there, i saw...prostitutes! for the 1st time! i've seen one in muar. my 1st thought when i saw that women was, wah...so late already, wear until so low cut, pants so short....alamak rupa-rupanya ayam........

then the worst part...the laksa stall never open. AHHHHHH!!!!
shit man...curse u SANTA!

so we round the town, looking for food...dun haf
so before going back to sg.abong...
he said 'ka si ke chiak KFC?'
i said 'ai ai ai!'

when we reach KFC
he said ' hehehe...just come back from clubbing!'
then the KFC person look at me...aduh...rosak imej saya

so we sat down n makan...
i makan Zinger burger...oh so full...best! actually nothing la...

wen eating the burger, a few weird people came in.
especially this woman
before this woman step in
my bro ' wah...kai ar that one?'

i think memang kai...her pants was pratically dropping from her butt..showing her panties...luckily she wearing panties, if not i no need to eat already.

so this is the most memorable christmas ever! i shud do this every year!