Monday, August 30, 2010

Pet

Pet is an animal kept for companionship and enjoyment or a household animal, as opposed to wild animals or to livestock, laboratory animals, working animals or sport animals, which are kept for economic or productive reasons. The most popular pets are noted for their loyal or playful characteristics, for their attractive appearance, or for their song. Pets also generally seem to provide their owners with non-trivial health benefits;[1] keeping pets has been shown to help relieve stress to those who like having animals around. There is now a medically-approved class of "therapy animals," mostly dogs, that are brought to visit confined humans. Walking a dog can provide both the owner and the dog with exercise, fresh air, and social interaction.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

LEO's Horoscope
Do you know everything yet? Of course not -- so fire up your computer and do some research. Trust your gut for what you need, and you should soon find that you're fully informed -- as much as you need, anyway.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

cobwebs

dusting cobwebs off..yar i noe..this place..a bit dead

oh well, all is well
actually i have nothing to write about. so...
lets talk bout crimes in general

theres was a 'body' found in tanjung recently. muarians would know. the police found a corpse, burnt alive beside the seaside ( near the monkeys territory).
there's a few stories relating to this case but i dont know which one is true.

1. this guy-the corpse is a 59 year old man, that owed the ah long. ah long torched him
2. suicide victim-for owing the ah longs
3. this guy had a girlfrend. it was believed that the girl was raped and the boyfren(the burnt corpse) was killed. but the girlfren was not found yet

in my opinion, i dont think it was the ah longs. ah longs need their money, no use if the victim was killed. ah long terrorizes and treatens the victims and their family member and also abuse them. but to put their victim on flame? would it benefit the ah longs?...unless the ah long accidentally 'murdered' the guy and dumped him by tanjung and torched him. but of all the places, i think ah longs are smart enough not to dump a corpse in such a public place! its tanjung. tons of people go there in the morning and eveinings every single day. if the ah longs are looking for a good hiding place, tanjung was definitely not the answer.

suicide victim. i think there might be a possibility. well, the guy owes the ah longs too much, too much pressure, the ah long terrorizes and threaten the family members. if he cant pay the debt, ah longs will naturally do these things. i mean..naturally. if he is a smart guy, he'd realise that the ah longs will still continue to harrass his family eventhough he is gone. people at their wits ends would think that ending their life would be the best solution. but isnt ending your life one way of running away from your problems?

the girlfriend thing. i think its kinda far fetched but there is still a possibility. hmm...
if there is a girlfren, where is the girlffren now? and how did they found out she was raped? if it was an unplanned murder...would they have standby kerosone and ready to torced that guy?
missing links in this story

well, we'll know more when the latest news is out. burnt victims can be tricky cuz DNA wound be hard to get. anyways, lets hope this case gets solves.

Monday, March 2, 2009

dissecting is totally an art!

date : 2nd March 09
time : around 8.30am
place : biology lab
excitement : frog disection!

7.40am, perhimpunan....
Mr. Foong : i took mr.tan's chemistry period, so after this, u all go straight to the bio lab
me : disect frog ar?
Mr Foong : yes yes. so, after this, don't waste time, straight to the bio lab.
me : yay!

perhimpunan was s'pose to end by 8am, but somehow, all the teachers were menopausing in the morning. there were lots of yelling, screaming and also hand gesture, i meant the 'if u break the rules, get out of the school!' kind of gesture. so this whole thing dragged on to 8.30am.
after perhimpunan, i rushed up to class got my camera and all set, ready to get down n bloody.

8.40am, bio lab

Mr. Foong : after this, i don't want to hear anymore sound effects. u all are bio students, so no more screaming. and don't act manja. u noe...yang O

so the start of the disection, i will bring u thru, step by step.
the frogs, unconscious due to lots n lots of chloroform. so amongst the frogs, there was an extremely large one, given by the frog farmer to Mr. Foong to do the demo.


this frog is twice the size of our frog.
next...pull the skin up n cut a tiny hole at the center of the abdomen.
pull the skin up and use the scissors and cut the frog's skin from the abdomen to the throat.
then pull the skin apart, using the scissors, cut the skin to the underarms of the frog.
use the scalpel and forceps to pull the skin of the body of the frog.
a nice fleshy part of the frog will be exposed.
same with the skin, pull the flesh up and cut a small hole. careful not to cut any of the organs.
use the scisors and cut the flesh from the abdomen to the sternum.
cut out the sternum also.
of course, if the lung is ballooning damn big inside the frog, u might wanna before cuz the lungs might POP out suddenly.
do the same to flesh as to the skin. all the organs would be exposed nicely...if u dont accidently cut anything.
den, we're s'pose to identify the organs in the frog...
and whether it got an ovary or testes
remove all the organs, from esophagus to the end of the alimentary canal.
count the nerves, there s'pose to be 10 pairs.
and lastly, we r to skin the frogs legs to check out its tendons.

important facts:
-make sure the bloody frog is bloody unconscious.
-if the frog is alive, end its life. Mr. Foong took a sharp instrument and stab it in, thru under its mouth to its brain in my half-alive frog
-if the frog still moves, don't scream, its normal
-if the frog croaks, it's probably saying help me in frog language
-if after removing all the organs including the heart, the frog still moves, its muscular contraction.
-make sure the pin is pinned properly, so that the frog wont wake up and start jumping around with its stomach and intestines exposed.
-dont cut the rectum! dont cut the rectum! its faeces smells like 'heaven'

coolest thing:
-although the bloody frog is dead, its heart is still pumping
-although u cut out the heart, its still pumping!

chest wide, organs nicely placed
frog pinned out wide, organs removed, skin removed. kinda look like the Vitruvian man, froglike vitruvian 'man'

the team.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

waiting for SANTA...

time: 5 a.m
date : 25th December

i repeat...5 am in the morning. so i was waiting for santa to appear the whole night but he never did. bloody shit and to think that i only started to believe in him a few hours ago. so i waited for him to appear...but he never did!

so i waited till 3am. when i was about to give up and go to bed, guess who came?
my brother!
so he said...'ai chiak laksa mai? the 4am wan?'
i said...'dat one not a lot of people wan meh?'
he said...'that one la, ai chiak ma kia la!'
i said...'ai ai ai'

so we waited till 4am before going to the town to eat laksa

on my way there, i saw...prostitutes! for the 1st time! i've seen one in muar. my 1st thought when i saw that women was, wah...so late already, wear until so low cut, pants so short....alamak rupa-rupanya ayam........

then the worst part...the laksa stall never open. AHHHHHH!!!!
shit man...curse u SANTA!

so we round the town, looking for food...dun haf
so before going back to sg.abong...
he said 'ka si ke chiak KFC?'
i said 'ai ai ai!'

when we reach KFC
he said ' hehehe...just come back from clubbing!'
then the KFC person look at me...aduh...rosak imej saya

so we sat down n makan...
i makan Zinger burger...oh so full...best! actually nothing la...

wen eating the burger, a few weird people came in.
especially this woman
before this woman step in
my bro ' wah...kai ar that one?'

i think memang kai...her pants was pratically dropping from her butt..showing her panties...luckily she wearing panties, if not i no need to eat already.

so this is the most memorable christmas ever! i shud do this every year!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

waiting...

time : 1.21am

well, its late and i'm supposed to be sleeping but daddy is coming home today. so i decided to be up so that i can be here when he comes home. well, my dad went for his hike in mount. everest...coolest thing ever...his trip was a 16 days trip, 16 days of hiking up and down the mountain, but he and his group only hike to the base camp of mount. everest. he was suppose to reach an hour ago, but his bus got a bloody puncture and they're now stranded in the highway...creepy. so what the heck, juz thought of writing some crap in here. but i'd steal some mount everest photo to post in here soon..haha, as if i go and hike.

special thanks from me and reenu saying thanks to marcus for thanking us and his compliments about us.

so updates bout the KL trip. we reached summit at around 10.30am+++
the trip there was terrorizing, as usual, i got BULLIED by a BUNCH OF KIDS ( ketua: .angie, 2nd in command: reenu, konco-konco : eliza, corinne, lim) so along the way, they labelled me anak bukit from thailand or something like that. that little brat angie keep on saying it the whole way to KL until now....and the seat was so small..not enough leg space, angie and eliza so noisy....
but otherwise, the trip there was very very funny...
so we reached summit and met up with anna and her family, who belanja us makan lunch. then we went to annaz place, sneaked into annaz apartment actualli...very nice. not bad for an apartment, spacious and the tv got astro. the angie and eliza went to sunway 1st and left me cuz their watever waiting there already. i feel so bad not able to help eliza in her EVIL PLAN to BUILLY the birthday boy. that girl got a lot of funny ideas in her brain. the we lepak lepak lepak till 4. so lazy to write dy....in the end we lepak and ate a lot for 3 days. i went to muar like a babi! hahaha...so end of a day, we've gained more fatz. blah blah blah...

Friday, November 21, 2008

the CAKE........

today, we baked a freakin cake, well, Lim's Mom baked the freakin cake but we..helped in, a little.

we as in me Lim n reenu.
lim did do the sifting a little and put the eggs in, reenu carried the cake around and I did the topping!
so the cake that we suppose to make was Chocolate Fudge cake and bring it up to KL for A 'surprise' birthday that we planned.

the cake....well at least the topping was great cuz it was done by me, with blood and sweat!

the cake well......its.....a bit weird, it taste a bit weird, but it looks good, but it taste weird.

it taste like jeli chocolate a bit like kuih, lol...i hope the birthday gal finish it all up and hopeful she doesnt come to my blog and finds out bout the wonderful cake.

so the plan now is to pour a lot a lot a LOT of topping to cover the cake(to cover the weird taste).
well, the cake is sitting in my fridge, hopes it doesnt go soggy when it reaches KL. HOPEFULLY the cake will be in one piece and doesnt frikin melts...

oh...be it not hot and sunny tmrw but a cool calm breeze!